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The Virtual Petsite Drinking Game

Take a drink when

  • There’s a Snake game
  • There’s a Bejeweled game
  • The site goes down
  • Virtual items cost ridiculous amounts of real life money
  • There’s a wolf pet
  • …and it’s the most popular pet on the site
  • Finish off the whole bottle if wolves (and their domestic derivatives) are the only pet on the site.
  • Unusual synonyms for “freezing” (I’ve seen “baking”)
  • Somebody complains about Neopets
  • Somebody complains about earning caps without understanding how inflation works
  • Somebody makes an angsty, mentally-ill sparkledog character for their pet
  • The site owner’s name starts with a “K”
  • Somebody donates junk to the designated donation area